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Soggy Biscuit
Artificial intelligence. Questionable taste.

BAD TASTE.
BRILLIANT
CALLS.

Four ridiculous people. One phone call. Your joke.

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Flat cartoon biscuit holding a pink telephone above the cream Soggy and hot-pink Biscuit wordmark. Bad taste. Brilliant calls.
Meet the cast

Four voices. Zero shame.

Harry is the original. Bernie, Sally, and Gazza are the other three.

Harry on a blue background, short beard, black V-neck, phone in his hand
BRITISH

Harry

Dry, dark, and already committed.

Bernie on a red background, grey hair and beard, black suit and red tie, holding a wad of cash
WALL STREET

Bernie

Slick, rich, and magnificently wrong.

Sally on a pink background, white hair in a bun, pink dress and pearls, teacup in her hand
MEGA-POSH

Sally

Elderly, icy, and extremely RP.

Gazza on a yellow background, mullet and moustache, yellow singlet, holding a beer can
BOGAN

Gazza

Loud, dim, and one beer ahead.

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How it works

Three steps. Zero dignity.

01

Pick a voice.

Harry, Bernie, Sally, or Gazza.

02

Write the bit.

Who they are, and what you want said.

03

They call.

Hey, then the joke.

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Your turn

Sign up. Set them loose.

Four voices. Your bit. The laugh is the point.

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